An Old Straight White Guy Travels 2,800 Miles to Worship Two Lesbians

An Old Straight White Guy Travels 2,800 Miles to Worship Two Lesbians is about some Texas dude going from Austin to Peg City to see a Tegan and Sara concert. It is a hallucinatory and non-linear  mediation on his adventures in a new city and his unbridled excitement about seeing the Albertan legends at the Burton Cumming Theater. This essay will be part of Joe Franck McClain's forthcoming ebook and audiobook Sex, Drugs, and Oxford Commas, due to be released before the end of 2023.