FLABBY HOFFMAN RADIO EXTRAVAGONZO 06 29 19 EPS. 256

On this edition of the Ectravagonzo we choose life. choose a job. choose a career. choose a family. choose a f-ing big television, choose washing machines, choose to be machines, choose a self lubricating dildo, choose your favorite corporate mouthpiece and electrical tin openers. Choose brown nosing, high cholesterol, stressed out the yin yang and selling out. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your concentration camp.  Choose leisure wear and matching crotch pelt.  Choose a three piece suit on layaway purchase in different shades of polyester.  Choose religion and what breed of animal’s turds you want to gobble, wondering why you’re nothing more than a living skid mark on someone’s t-shirt.  Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing f-ing junk food into your mouth.  Choose rotting away at the end of it all, a dried out, infantile and empty husk of a human being in a miserable home, dedicated to being self-indulgent, hateful and useless, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f-ed up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. choose life... but why would you want to do a thing like that?  You’ve got Flabby Hoffman’s Radio Extravagonzo!

GUEST LIST:

Tom Simmons

jared jones

frank rosko

frank castro

brandon mathew slone

TZ Duhh

lucien caillouet

konsept the emcee

mia pucci

melo thegeneration hero

co-hosts:

grace snider

joey laso