[The Witcher] A Big Shop - akindofmerrywar - Audiolibro Gratis

Podfic of akindofmerrywar's work of the same title.

Original summary:

"“There’s nothing in the fridge,” Geralt said, “and we ran out of milk two days ago, and there’s no pasta left.” He pushed Jaskier’s legs aside and sat down on the sofa next to him, pulling on his boots. “We need to do a big shop.”

Geralt drags Jaskier to Tesco for a big grocery shop. Jaskier raids the cheese samples, learns about wine and argues with Geralt about buying birthday cake from the reduced section. Later, Jaskier learns why getting plastered and eating an entire chocolate birthday cake to yourself is a bad idea."