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He-Man: The Parody Part 1

At the center of the Universe, at the border of dark and light lies… a fast-food restaurant. Hang a right and you should reach Eternia, home of Castle Grayskull, the mystic hub of ancient secrets. Sworn to protect her are the bold and reckless Masters of the Universe, headed by He-man, the most handsome man in the universe for three years running. Somehow, these mighty yet incompetent warriors guard Grayskull’s secrets from the corporate greed of the evil Skeletor and his band of criminal associates.

Featured in the cast were:

• Joseph Lovenguth as Battle Cat
• Damon Sugameli as Cringer
• Kathryn Pryde as the Sorceress
• MJ Cogburn as Teela
• Karl Puder as Man-At-Arms
• Ryan H. Nelson as Orko and Ram Man
• Shane Harris as Skeletor
• Eric Busby as Nosferatu’s younger brother
• Elie Hirschman as Beast Man and Trap Jaw
• Captain John Tadrzak as the Intercom Announcer
• Mark Kalita as He-Man and Adam

Written, produced, and mixed by Elie Hirschman

Contains music from the original series

Special thanks to Mark Bruzee and Eric Busby

This production is a satire and is not intended to infringe on the rights of the toy, cartoon, film, or intellectual copyright of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.   All copyrights pertaining to the shows, movies, characters, merchandise & storyline remain the uncontested property of the creators of the series. All we did was make it funnier.

The executive producer of Darker Projects is Eric Busby.

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He-Man: The Parody Part 2 – For Whom the Wind Breaks

On the mystical world of Eternia, the wind blows slightly foul… Skeletor and his band of odor-laden henchmen have hatched a plot to abduct a mystical government official. But does their rotten plottin’ pave the way for conquering Castle Greyskull, or is this scheme more brainless than Ram-man after a few too many drinks of mead?

This production featured:

• Joseph Lovenguth as Battle Cat
• Damon Sugameli as Cringer
• Kathryn Pryde as the Sorceress
• MJ Cogburn as Teela and Evil-Lyn
• Karl Puder as Man-At-Arms
• Captain John Tadrzak as Ventos
• Eric Busby as Stinkor: the Skunk-man and The Happy Little Elf
• Ryan H. Nelson as Orko and Ram Man
• Shane Harris as Skeletor
• David Ault as King Randor
• Elie Hirschman as Beast Man, Mer-Man and Tri-Klops
• Mark Kalita as He-Man and Adam

Written and produced by Elie Hirschman

Post production by Chris Snyder

Special thanks to Eric Busby of Darker Projects.

This production is a satire and is not intended to infringe on the rights of the toy, cartoon, film, or intellectual copyright of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. All copyrights pertaining to the shows, movies, characters, merchandise & storyline remain the uncontested property of the creators of the series. Besides, it’s really not all that good.

The executive producer of Darker Projects is Eric Busby.

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He-Man: The Parody Part 3

Deep in the heart of the Eternian forest lies a secret glen where the shadow beasts live. Are these ferocious beasts the key to Skeletor’s ultimate victory? What does an ancient pearl have to do with anything? What of the glaring inconsistencies, poor editing, script glitches, and improbable plots? Will He-man’s true identity be discovered? What of the glaring inconsistencies, poor editing, script glitches and improbable plots? Come back to Eternia one final time, where mystery and adventure make for a pretty nerve-wracking life… where blatant impossibilities are a daily occurrence… and where the bold fight for truth and honor continues, even in the face of harsh, mocking parodies. This will truly be… the BEST… EPISODE… EVER!!!!

This episode featured the voice talents of:

• Kathryn Pryde as the Sorceress
• MJ Cogburn as Teela and Evil Lyn
• Captain John Tadrzak as the King of the Shadow Beasts
• Eric Busby as Falstaff the Wig Salesman and Optimus Prime
• Elie Hirschman as Trap Jaw and Beast man
• David Ault as King Randor
• Joseph Lovenguth as Battle Cat
• Damon Sugameli as Cringer
• Karl Puder as Man-at-Arms
• Shane Harris as Skeletor
• Chris Snyder as the disclaimer
• David Weaver as Jitsu and Clawful
• Ryan H. Nelson as Orko and Ram Man
• Mark Kalita as Adam and He-man

Written and produced by Elie Hirschman

Post-production by Chris Snyder

Special thanks to Eric Busby of Darker Projects.

This production is a satire and is not intended to infringe on the rights of the toy, cartoon, film or intellectual copyright of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. All copyrights pertaining to the shows, movies, characters, merchandise & storyline remain the uncontested property of the creators of the series. Besides, it’s really not all that good.

The executive producer of Darker Projects is Eric Busby.

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