Audiobook: Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures
- Download Introduction audio
- Download Lecture 1: Mr. Caudle has lent five pounds to a friend audio
- Download Lecture 2: Mr. Caudle has been at a tavern with a friend, and is âenough to poison a womanâ with tobacco smoke audio
- Download Lecture 3: Mr. Caudle joins a club â âThe Skylarksâ audio
- Download Lecture 4: Mr. Caudle has been called from his bed to bail Mr. Prettyman from the watch-house audio
- Download Lecture 5: Mr. Caudle has remained downstairs till past one, with a friend audio
- Download Lecture 6: Mr. Caudle has lent an acquaintance the family umbrella audio
- Download Lecture 7: Mr. Caudle has ventured a remonstrance on his dayâs dinner: cold mutton and no pudding. â Mrs Caudle defends the cold shoulder. audio
- Download Lecture 8: Caudle has been made a mason â Mrs Caudle indignant and curious audio
- Download Lecture 9: Mr Caudle has been to Greenwich fair audio
- Download Lecture 10: On Mr. Caudleâs shirt buttons audio
- Download Lecture 11: Mrs Caudle suggests the her dear mother should âcome and live with themâ audio
- Download Lecture 12: Mr. Caudle having come home a little late, declares that henceforth âhe will have a keyâ audio
- Download Lecture 13: Mrs Caudle has been to see her dear mother â Caudle on the âjoyful occasionâ, has given a party and issued a card of invitation audio
- Download Lecture 14: Mrs Caudle thinks it âhigh timeâ that the children should have summer clothing audio
- Download Lecture 15: Mr. Caudle again stayed out late. Mrs Caudle, at first injured and violent, melts. audio
- Download Lecture 16: Baby is to be christened; Mrs Caudle canvasses the merits of probable godfathers audio
- Download Lecture 17: Caudle in the course of the day has ventured to question the economy of âwashing at homeâ audio
- Download Lecture 18: Caudle, whilst walking with his wife, has been bowed to by a younger and even prettier woman than Mrs Caudle audio
- Download Lecture 19: Mrs Caudle thinks âit would look well to keep their wedding-dayâ audio
- Download Lecture 20: âBrotherâ Caudle has been to a Masonic charitable dinner. Mrs Caudle has hidden the âbrotherâsâ cheque-book audio
- Download Lecture 21: Mr. Caudle has not acted âlike a husbandâ at the wedding dinner audio
- Download Lecture 22: Caudle comes home in the evening, as Mrs Caudle has âjust stepped out, shoppingâ On her return, at ten, Caudle remonstrates audio
- Download Lecture 23: Mrs Caudle âwishes to know if theyâre going to the sea-side, or not, this summer â thatâs all audio
- Download Lecture 24: Mrs Caudle dwells on Caudleâs âcruel neglectâ of her on board the âRed Roverâ. Mrs Caudle so âill with the seaâ, that they put up at the Dolphin, Herne Bay audio
- Download Lecture 25: Mrs Caudle, wearied of Margate, has âa great desire to see Franceâ audio
- Download Lecture 26: Mrs Caudleâs first night in France â âshameful indifferenceâ of Caudle at the Boulogne custom house audio
- Download Lecture 27: Mrs Caudle returns to her native land. âUnmanly crueltyâ of Caudle, who has refused âto smuggle a few thingsâ for her audio
- Download Lecture 28: Mrs Caudle has returned home. The house (of course) ânot fit to be seenâ. Mr Caudle, in self-defence, takes a book audio
- Download Lecture 29: Mrs Caudle thinks âthe time has come to have a cottage out of townâ audio
- Download Lecture 30: Mrs Caudle complains of the âTurtle Doveryâ. Discovers black beetles. Thinks it ânothing but rightâ that Caudle should set up a chaise audio
- Download Lecture 31: Mrs Caudle complains very bitterly that Mr. Caudle has âbroken her confidenceâ audio
- Download Lecture 32: Mrs Caudle discourses of maids-of-all-work and maids in general. Mr. Caudleâs âinfamous behaviourâ ten years ago audio
- Download Lecture 33: Mrs Caudle has discovered that Caudle is a railway director audio
- Download Lecture 34: Mrs Caudle, suspecting that Mr. Caudle has made his will, is only âanxious as a wifeâ, to know its provisions audio
- Download Lecture 35: Mrs Caudle âhas been told â that Caudle has âtaken to playâ at billiards audio
- Download Lecture the Last: Mrs Caudle has taken cold; the tragedy of thin shoes audio
- Download Postscript audio
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First serialized in Punch magazine in 1845, and officially published in book form in 1846, Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures presents a collection of 37 lectures delivered by Mrs. Caudle to her husband as a means of reproach for his trivial infractions. Also, the author marvelously incorporates typical elements responsible for disagreements between spouses including the antipathetic mother-in-law, the neâer-do-well friends, and the jealous outbursts.
Jerroldâs charming piece of satire introduces the Victorian married couple, Mr. Job Caudle, a small shop owner, and his martinet wife. Aware that her husband is much too busy during the day to absorb her wisdom and convictions, Mrs. Caudle patiently waits till nightfall, when the pair is united in the comfort of their bed, to share her thoughts with him. Unable to escape her verbal attacks, Mr. Caudle must bravely endure her overreactions over his innocent deeds. Furthermore, Mrs. Caudle possesses the power to exaggerate situations and formulate inflated outcomes that will supposedly bring havoc to their family. Needless to say, Mrs. Caudle seems to fuss about her husbandâs every move, as she fiercely brings attention to his innocent faults including money-lending, late night outings with friends, and a suspicious friendship with a certain woman. However, after thirty years of marriage, his wife dies and leaves him all alone in the night, but despite her physical absence, her voice still freshly lingers in his mind. As a result, he feels the need to write down her lectures each night and keep their nocturnal tradition alive.
Interestingly, Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures evokes a feeling of dĂ©jĂ vu, as Mrs. Caudle presents an archetypal model of the nagging and protective wife, whose husband is left defenseless against her scolding. A delightful set of heartfelt matrimonial discourse, Mrs. Caudleâs bedroom lectures are sure to raise a laugh with her comical, yet charmingly realistic portrayal of a Victorian wife, as she fulfills the authoritative role as Mr. Caudleâs lawfully wedded wife.
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