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THE FINAL CHRISTMAS ESPETACULO OF NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND

December 23, 2015 10:00pm

Like the Outkast Reunion Tour, we are putting together ALL THE CAST MEMBERS OF NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND PAST AND PRESENT TOGETHER for a FINAL BROADCAST of the show under the same roof. This roof being the one over KAREN CARPENTER'S recently renovated Ch�teuesque Tudor estate in the heart of the now-tony Mission District.

It will be like Van Halen with BOTH DAVE LEE ROTH *AND* SAMMY HAGAR !!!

Featuring old classics and brand new never heard before sounds sure to turn any Santa out there into Pol Pot and vice-versa.

Starring MySpace enthusiast Bob Marc, Break-up DJ Karen Carpenter, Old Firm Casual Geek Freak with Ray Conniff groupie Dr. Fiasco

You can not afford not to miss it.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND - "Disappointment will always let you down."

Chatroom History

December 23, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am

Alan B.: Juan is a mench. (10:05pm)

Alan B.: Far less distortion than last year, but still pretty overmodulated. (10:06pm)

Alan B.: Better. (10:06pm)

vj pussycat: static!!! (10:07pm)

vj pussycat: not much (10:08pm)

vj pussycat: Google mapped it (10:08pm)

Dr. Penny: The adonis Mission martian and Dr. Fiasco!!!!!! (10:08pm)

vj pussycat: yes it does (10:09pm)

Alan B.: I have Pete's phone no., but I've never called it. (10:09pm)

Alan B.: The sound is waaaaaaay to hot. (10:10pm)

Alan B.: The mics are okay. (10:10pm)

vj pussycat: I have kiko's phone number. I think (10:10pm)

vj pussycat: Mics good. background annoying. (10:10pm)

vj pussycat: just like Kiko likes it (10:11pm)

Alan B.: But the engagement is 10/10. (10:12pm)

vj pussycat: 11 (10:12pm)

vj pussycat: happy quanza Alan b (10:13pm)

vj pussycat: signal keeps dropping out (10:14pm)

Alan B.: Happy Slackmessness, vj! (10:14pm)

vj pussycat: why thank you mist ah b (10:15pm)

Alan B.: Pete is still trying to run this off his Wi-Fi, WTF. (10:15pm)

Alan B.: My pleasure. (10:15pm)

Alan B.: The background noise is in the foreground. Who is trying to whisper over it? (10:17pm)

Karen Carpenter: actually hardwired to my router... (10:17pm)

Alan B.: Okay, sorry. Now it is steadily OK. (10:18pm)

Karen Carpenter: no meter and 2 mixers (10:18pm)

Alan B.: MUCH better balance! (10:18pm)

Alan B.: Trust me, considering the circumstances, it is great. (10:18pm)

vj pussycat: nose hair sports show (10:20pm)

vj pussycat: say yea again (10:21pm)

Alan B.: Okay, mic technique is now much better. (10:22pm)

Alan B.: It's my boyfriend, Bernie! (10:23pm)

Alan B.: Okay, too hot again, the compressor/limiter is weeping. (10:23pm)

vj pussycat: missing pax? (10:24pm)

vj pussycat: midget porn (10:25pm)

Alan B.: GrannyPorn (10:25pm)

Dr. Penny: Jack Sparrow octopus porn (10:25pm)

Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1ZqqZCz (10:26pm)

Alan B.: NSFW http://bit.ly/1Zqr35b (10:27pm)

Alan B.: Donald Trump BloodPlay (10:27pm)

Alan B.: Fucking Winston Churchill is the worst sort of porn. (10:30pm)

Dr. Penny: Trump tupe porn (10:30pm)

Alan B.: Except for Hillary Clinton B&D (10:30pm)

Alan B.: Limey Bastard is my favorite drink. (10:31pm)

Alan B.: Two parts Tetley's Original Bitter to one part mushy peas (10:32pm)

Dr. Penny: Oh, they "did" the whole Mission. (10:36pm)

Alan B.: This has veered form sports to war. (10:36pm)

Perfect_Timing: Serious distortion.... (10:36pm)

Alan B.: Get Sarah in to break up this sausage fest. (10:36pm)

Alan B.: Headphone volume is key. (10:37pm)

Alan B.: Can we talk about baking? Or Pinterest? (10:38pm)

Perfect_Timing: Still distorted at low volume... Backing off of the mic is key. (10:38pm)

Dr. Penny: stories being told while in pajamas (10:39pm)

Alan B.: Well, that took a turn. (10:41pm)

Alan B.: "Fuck the troops." - BobMarc (10:41pm)

Dr. Penny: Wild west republicans (10:43pm)

Sesame Street alien: edible split-crotch governments (10:50pm)

Alan B.: Crotchless Supreme Court robes. (10:52pm)

Alan B.: Geography Chat. (10:56pm)

Alan B.: Who can name all 50 state capitals? (10:56pm)

Mrs.: mrs. (11:01pm)

Alan B.: Set up Rump Yugoslavia (11:02pm)

Mrs.: Please tell us if you hear broadcast gaps (aka internet burps) (11:02pm)

Alan B.: Okay for now. (11:02pm)

Mrs.: Hi Alan B! (11:02pm)

Mrs.: Thx for help (11:02pm)

Alan B.: Hi! Just dropped, but it is the Internet buffering. (11:03pm)

Mrs.: Okie. not much we can change here. stay tuned (11:04pm)

Alan B.: The balance and distortion are much better. Pete needs to invest in a mobile compressor. (11:06pm)

Alan B.: Don Joyce filled up grocery bags full of cassettes. (11:08pm)

Alan B.: I heart BobMarc, calling back to Ian Dury. Goddamn. (11:15pm)

Alan B.: Ask him about Wreckless Eric. (11:16pm)

Alan B.: HEART HEART HEART (11:17pm)

Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1TiRMwU (11:18pm)

Karen Carpenter: thx (11:20pm)

Alan B.: I am up waaaaay too late, but 1/2 day tomorrow. (11:24pm)

Alan B.: Havin' fun! (11:24pm)

Alan B.: This whole conversation reminds me of Hitsville UK by The Clash http://bit.ly/1TiS2fj (11:25pm)

Alan B.: All we need is Michael Peppe and we have Bingo. (11:27pm)

Alan B.: G'nite, and Merry Christmas, everybody. (11:33pm)

Karen Carpenter: moral and horror are your friends (1:03am)

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